WHAT IS JELQING?
Jelqing is the world’s most effective (and widely performed) penis enhancement technique. Jelqing uses several advanced strokes in order to force blood through the penis, resulting in expansion of the smooth muscle. Results include increased length (approx. 3 inches), girth, and tensile strength. Despite this acclaim, Jelqing is not for the faint of heart. The Jelq is a committed lifestyle.
Does it Work?
YES.
The 6 Steps to success
Just to be clear, these tips are a brief overview, stay tuned on the site for in-depth articles on how to perfect your Jelqing technique.
1. Take out your penis.
First, ask yourself: “Do I have a penis?” Good. Now find a secluded location (or one full of tolerant individuals) and give Johnson some fresh air.
2.Warm up. I don’t care how you do it. Give your penis a hot towel; take a shower. Gently stretch your member out. I want that bad boy to be WARM and LIMBER. While you’re at it, go ahead and apply your favorite lubricant. Baby oil, Vaseline, and nail polish are all acceptable choices. This warm-up should last for around five minutes.
3. Achieve an erection utilizing around 50% – 75% of your max power (Hardness).
Listen, you’ve got nothing to prove here pal. Just take it easy and don’t strain yourself. If your penis is too erect, this could result in serious injury. The tortoise beats the hare, and in this case, has a longer, healthier penis.
4. Jelq.
You’ve come so far. I’m very proud of you. Now you just have to Jelq. Start by making an “OK” symbol with your hand. If you can’t remember what that is, try to recall what your father did when you caught your first football. Great. Now wrap that grip around the very base of your cock. Move this grip up the shaft with some moderate pressure. You should feel your blood being corralled up your staff, but you should not be in any pain. Stop at the glans, and then repeat from the base with the other hand. NEVER MOVE BACK DOWN. This is a critical phase in the Jelqing process. There is absolutely no room for error. Pretend you are a penis surgeon working on a triple (cock) bypass. Each stroke should last no more than 5 seconds and the entire session will conclude in around 10 minutes.
5. Cool down.
Don’t get cocky. Even Big J needs to cool down. Just do whatever you did to warm up for about five minutes.
6. Be proud.
Being proud of your penis means being proud of your routine. Jelqing is a magical Art, and is nothing to be ashamed of. The best way to show your pride is to follow us on Twitter!