Life Hacks Straight From The Willy

Hey Jelqers, Willy here! Today I wanted to share a little about my life (and how I live) outside of the Lodge by giving you a few tips and tricks straight from the Willy on how to live your life and ALWAYS be successful in what you do.

1. Opportunity is always somewhere close by
Whether you’re bummed about the size of your penis, or the emptiness in your heart, opportunity is ALWAYS right around the corner. Like the conversation that we are having right now, just one chit-chat could be all it takes for a ding-dong worthy of bragging rights. But again, this does not have to apply just to our community. Seize every moment.

2. Be kind to your penis, be kind to others
People generally want to be treated the same that you would like to be treated. I can’t begin to tell you how important it is to be KIND. Similar to how you treat your penis, be kind to others.

3. Optimism and pessimism can both lead to success
Everyone tends to lean towards either optimism or pessimism. Figure out which one you are and realize that people are different. Some say “I love my penis, but we can always do better” others say “I hate my penis, how can we make this better?” Both of these situations can lead you to enlightenment.

​4. Always do it right the first time
Quoting one of my favorite characters, Ron Swanson: “Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing.” The good thing is, if it doesn’t turn out the way that you wanted it to, at least you know that you did your best and you can start over and try again. There are many ways to lengthen your penis. However, my suggestion would be to not take the shortcuts. Work hard and do it the natural way by joining our Jelqing community.

5. Being open minded is key
We have many skeptical individuals that visit our site. Keep an open mind and do not judge solely based on first impressions. Always be willing to learn about something, even if you do not agree. This is very important in the Jelqing community. 

6. First impressions are pulled from a small sample size (everyone has a small cock for most of the day)
Everyone makes mistakes, everyone has bad days, and everyone is different. Always be willing to give someone another chance. You cannot judge someone off of their flaccid cock.

That’s all I have for today! Thank you for joining me on this journey until the end. Spead the Jelq!

​-Willy