The Top Gun Jelqing Challenge

 Hello all of you Jelq extraordinaires, The Willy here!

Today I am going to share with you a casual Jelqing technique that I HIGHLY recommend if you’re just getting started. This is a fun (but challenging) endurance booster that us Jelqsperts do every now and again to mix things up.

First off you’re going to have to rent a copy of the movie, Top Gun. Then before you get started it is essential that you perform a proper warm up. Finally, while you are enjoying this 80’s classic:

Jelq 5 times every time:

• There is a high five
• A gay vibe is given between male characters
• A plane takes off
• Maverick disobeys orders or breaks the rules
• The “Danger Zone” soundtrack plays
• Maverick is wearing aviators
• The words “Iceman”, “Maverick”, or “Goose” are said
• Someone does a barrel roll

Perform your Signature Move when:

• ​A goose flies into a plane’s windshield
• “You can ride my tail any day!”

Hope you enjoy, and don’t forget to cool down!
-The Willy